/k/eyboard Commando

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.

"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"

by CharlieFoxtrot14 October 3, 2019

Pull a Kim K.

To become famous off of one's sextape.

Girl: I wanna be famous
Boy: Let's pull a Kim K.

by appleeye January 12, 2014

Va-K-tion

Taking a vaccation from reality by going on a ketamine trip.

Damn, I've been really burned out lately, I really need a Va-K-tion!

by Bby SharK June 23, 2022

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

lil k-dub

A super cool laid back chic. She is the one you want on your side. She is always smiling and full of love. Also, she is the best hugger you will ever meet.

Gotta love lil k-dub!!! 💕

by Nostrevis May 25, 2018

Audubon K-8

A school in winter park Florida that has the preppiest of the preps. It’s so preppy and sheltered it might as well be a private school. And everyone there is so fake

Addison- I heard ur going to Audubon K-8
Maddie-yea I toured the school and it was literally prep centeral

by THOTTSS November 16, 2019

J. K Rowling

An author that wrote many books, including the Harry Potter series. She’s also done many transphobic things, and that made me lose respect for her. Although I still love Harry Potter, I do not support J. K Rowling.

1: J. K Rowling’s the best! I love Harry Potter!
2: Haven’t you heard that she’s transphobic?
1: Wait, she is?? Ugh, transphobes are the worst. Does this mean I have to stop loving Harry Potter?
2: No, you don’t have to stop loving it. Just try not to support J. K Rowling’s cause.

by do_not_talk_to_me December 19, 2020