Jordan

a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches

Jordan is a bitch.

by justinpimpin'rolin44 June 27, 2022

Jordan

Person who typically if is not always a blue haired Biden voting flower cutting ford fiesta driving liberal who sucks at vayne bot

My 2 in 6 Jordan needs to work on his game mechanics

by ohthatpie December 19, 2024

Jordan Gympies

She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool

Omg Jordan Gympies??

Is it pronounced Gym-Pies or Gympies???

by rhvbarbz November 21, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock

Omg is that Jordan I love his cock

by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021

Jordan

A code word for the n word, mainly used by white people. Started on tiktok by a @jordandaboo

“Jordan’s in paris” - white kid

by cloutedmatt April 2, 2021

Jordan Peterson

I don't think this is knowable.

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.

by Palm Knee July 1, 2025

Jordan

Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass

I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan

by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023