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Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful
hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”
by JazzySnail July 28, 2023
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Jake/eros

Jake/Eros is the best person you can ever meet you can always catch them in Kpop chat spouting nonsense (unless you know about Koop ) they also have a good sense of style 😯 his Roblox character is so swag this person is always willing to play some Roblox with you and you can always text them at 5 I’m the morning to play pingpong on iOS games ALSO VERY TALENTED te amo
Omg Jake/Eros you so cool 😱😱😱
by El edit July 22, 2021
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Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.
Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??
by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025
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jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course
by Jake January 17, 2020
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Jake

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together
I love jake
by myaisthebesttttr January 25, 2022
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smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.
Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.
by JD smell February 27, 2023
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Jake Wood

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