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jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021
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jacob

hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen
jacob:run me your watch pussio
by wibble March 30, 2022
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Jacob

“Jacob is among us
by Renyfeld November 24, 2021
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jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021
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Jacob

person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww
by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021
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Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022
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Jacob

A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend
Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
by a boy from the future December 27, 2019
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