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Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily
Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?
by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019
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Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.
You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!
by Hat Master February 21, 2011
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french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.
I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
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fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
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Hat Club

terrorist organisation on the internet, they often commit hate crimes and use hat emojis to identify each other
they are what kids now call “based”
those Hat Club kids are at it again
Hat Club was founded by Nep
by FM_NepNep November 18, 2021
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