government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner

The government treats us like slaves

by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023

governale

French/Italian origin - surname for those who steered ships, called a helmsman

"Holy shit that Governale is strong as shit, I'll probably marry him"

by ItaliaDiction October 22, 2023

Gloven

Stud muffin with more pussy than he can handle. He is the destroyer of Jersey mikes sandwiches and the #1 Planet Fitness hater. Science teacher is his number one op

Gloven said today is a jersey mikes day

by Baseball_boy6 January 10, 2024

Gravedigger

A gravedigger is a person who brings up someone's past actions

Debbie: Congratulations, you just brought up someones past actions. Making you a gravedigger.

by Cinnamon Pilcher January 20, 2024

Gravedigger

A person who brings up someones past actions

Annie: Congratulations, you just bring up someones past actions, making you a gravedigger.

by Cinnamon Pilcher January 23, 2024

Governvangelist

The Neoliberal, Corporatist, oh so moderate-- Selected/Elected leader of County/State/Federal government. Able to direct large capital outlays towards the outlay that got them installed.

Yes the Governvangelist voted yes and 2% goes directly to those making less than the 1%

by Mb pas n time February 3, 2024