why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.

sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021