Floresville

I know a lot of people are hating on this town. I understand that there's nothing to do here. They say the school is crappy and has crappy programs. They say the people are really really mean. I've lived here almost my whole life, and it made me feel welcome. Not when I was little, but definitely now. There are people here who will understand, accept and help you accept the broken bits and pieces of you. Yes people are assholes here, but only because the people willing to talk are the ones willing to stab you in the back. If you give the quieter people a chance, they can be the most fun, broken, cheerful people you will ever meet. And yes people act "ghetto" here but not actually that many. Yes, our sport teams suck, but we have so much fun, and I would never regret being in one. The only one worth anything, is volleyball and maybe cross country. The band is incredibly good and our best program is FFA. The music scene here is crap, unless you talk to the kids who spend their weekends and summers outside 24/7. And the restaurants are incredible, not the fast food, the small ones, they are authentic and delicious. I realize no ones going to care or read my side of this because there 4 other veiws going against mine, but I love this town and it was with me through everything, I love it so much.

"Floresville isn't that bad"

by I♡tx December 20, 2022

Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

floridaspd

the best looking guy here

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by covid30 January 26, 2023

florussy

A nickname for someone named Flora by a mentally crazy boyfriend

"OH my god I miss you so much Florussy!"

by UselessQTip February 1, 2023

Flora

Flora is a girl with the most beautiful brownish-blonde hair, green eyes, and light olive skin. She is also a student with the most natural beauty in her high school. Not only that, but she always tops her grades. She moved to a new school after qualifying for the spot, and everyone envied her beautiful, long flawless hair. She even smelled good, and she wore a dark academia outfit. She also nice and shy, unlike the mean popular girls.

Girl 1: Omg is that Flora? She’s really pretty!
Girl 2: Agreed.
Popular girl 1: *scoff* Ugh. She’s not really gonna fit in.
Popular girl 2: Yeah, right. Even if she thinks so.
Popular girl 3: How is she even prettier than us?
Boy: Omg! Flora is so cute! I love her outfit!
Flora accidentally trips because one of the popular girls stuck her foot out, until the boy caught her just in time.
Flora: Thanks.
Boy: You’re welcome. Wanna be friends?
Flora: Sure!

by gh0styvivi February 2, 2023