Facebook Cop 

Someone who sits on facebook all day and polices comments/pictures/status but has nothing to do with it.

Just bought my car today

*TMI

has nothing to do with the person or more importantly the status, but feels like they need to make a comment - that's a facebook cop !

Facebook Cop by crazytreat99 October 22, 2010

Facebook Summer "One-upping" 

The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.

Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.

Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!

Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!

Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.

Facebook Summer "One-upping" by Cody Mu October 27, 2011

Facebook Evangelist 

The Term facebook Evangelist is used to describe a Christian Person that uses Facebook for Evangelisim purposes to tell Everyone about God, The Holy Bible and about The Good News of Jesus Christ.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.

Facebook Evangelist - I was chatting to a friend online and we began to discuss our beliefs and Faith in God.
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.

Reference John 3:16

Facebook Evangelist by Glorybyfire. PEVANS November 4, 2011

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.

Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

facebook authorized by chintancht July 14, 2011

Facebook Purgatory 

When the status of a friendship request is left without a response, neither accepted nor denied, therefore leaving the request in limbo between the two. Sometimes can work to avoid hard/awkward feelings from the requestor.

Yeah, im just gonna keep him in facebook purgatory until the end of time

Facebook Purgatory by DubKing99 July 17, 2011

Facebook noob syndrome 

Someone who has recently joined facebook. In addition to having the normal ignorance pertaining to a facebook noob, those with this syndrome are prone to constantly commenting on many posts and also posting pointless things.

It does takes a while for this condition to fade away, but it almost always does as the new users realize that nobody else comments or cares. Some people still have facebook noob syndrome even after years of using the site. In this case, they have terminal noob syndrome.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Austin has only been on facebook for two days and I've already seen at least fifty comments from him.
Person 2: I know! It's so annoying. He has a bad case of facebook noob syndrome!

Facebook noob syndrome by notmonday November 4, 2011

Facebook cancer 

Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!

Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!

Facebook cancer by Dronzy January 15, 2015