corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.

Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!

by Sudomite September 11, 2023

bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

National corn chowder day

February 30th, The national day of corn chowder (arguably the best type of chowder).

"Today is February 30th, the best holiday of the year"
"What day is it?"
"National corn chowder day of course!"

by ilovepeebybridgers February 25, 2022

corn

side word for porn

do u watch cornhub?

by MisterFalafel January 1, 2022

Corn fused

When Coach Z Evil Twin confuses you so you feel the need to make up a word.

Sorry I was corn fused.

by MarzipanUzbekistan September 28, 2020

Corn Husking

Corn Husking is the act of mutual anal sex by way of the double sided dildo (or vibrator). In order to qualify as "corn husking", the participants must put their anuses together and pass the toy back and forth between sphincters. This anal game of "catch" is what we know as "corn husking".

Me and the wife just bought a double vibe... Thinking about corn husking tonight...

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Corn licker

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes

How many times does this corn licker need to put his underwear on backwards?

by Totally Random July 1, 2022