Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.

The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.

by JizzMonkeyGirl September 2, 2011

can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

Cheese Fries

Potato wedges fried in boiling fat, smothered in solidified fat, and usually consumed after being dipped in liquid fat (or Fry Sauce)

Rebecca: "I'm craving cheese fries like none other..."
Caitlyn: "It's because they infuse their cheese with cocaine."

by Rebeshka April 9, 2008

cheese.com

#1 resource for cheese. Currently 652 cheeses in the databank.

Fuck, they even have a search by textures option!

by Moo May 25, 2003

cheesebadger

this big fat fuck who does a shit-load of insane and retarded definitions. damn funny, though.

what the fuck?? dog-a-thon?? oh... its just Cheesebadger, that explains it.

by edward_pumpernickel January 10, 2005

Cheese Grill

Cheese (Unknown Origin) & Grill (Unknown Origin)

1. Cheese Grill, Is The Feral Act Of Having Intercourse, And Then During, Urinating Inside Of Her/Him.

2. Grilling The Mix Of Urine And Poo, Into a Sandwhich.

Silas: "Dude, I Really Needed Pee, When I Was Laura

Riki: "EWW MAN THATS RANK"

Anthony: "Shoulda' Cheese Grilled Her"

by FeralUser1690 June 30, 2009