Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.

I am a real asshole sometimes

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019

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Asshole throw-up

The act of sitting on the toilet and nothing but diarrhea comes out.

I felt the urge to use #2, but then i sat on the toilet all I felt was asshole throw-up!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 13, 2019

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asshole._.666

Is a loser person, probably that goes to private school and a bully. They are jealous of everything and will never amount to anything. They have a mean heart and will be poor forever

Asshole._.666 is a bully

by Bigsisteriswatchin April 19, 2019

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A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.

Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole

by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019

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Flaming Asshole™️

Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol

Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.

Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.

by CNN-Facts_Matter August 13, 2019

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