Douche Bone

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

by semajdroflah December 28, 2007

DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...

*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!

by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

by Money Love March 5, 2008

Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

Ass-Douche

Gay asshole

that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

Douche Bloggery

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

by Seth Berg December 14, 2008