by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009
Get the DOUCHE MOVE!!mug. A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.
douche-burglar.
"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."
by Money Love March 5, 2008
Get the douche burglarmug. Pathetically arrogant.
That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.
by Thora October 19, 2006
Get the Douche Baggishmug. A person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. Normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
Tom: "Dude your such a dick"
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
John: "Go suck on one you pompous freak of god's nature."
Tom: "Good one. Now you sound like a dick and a sophisticated douche."
by Person of the FTW November 2, 2010
Get the Sophisticated Douchmug. by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009
Get the Ass-Douchemug. Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness
Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies
by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011
Get the Vagiant Douchemug. What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.
For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.
by sinner86 December 17, 2007
Get the Douche pastemug.