National abuse scottie day

October 20 is national abuse scottie day. It's a day were you get to bully you friend named scottie.

Happy national abuse scottie day

by Crack head Micky October 19, 2020

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National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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National grab thighs day

On January 30th grab thighs girl or boy

Hey its national grab thighs day you gotta grab that girls thighs over there

by Dakota Canada January 29, 2020

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Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

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Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

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