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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
by Fartface867 April 10, 2025
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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At the end of the day

At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing this fucking phrase.
At the end of the day, I hear this at least 10 times by the end of the day.
by cpetkunas April 12, 2025
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National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it
Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?
by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025
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Vlad Day

The Day where Vladimir Guerrero Jr hits a home run and brings balance to the universe.
God I love Vlad Day, it’s my favorite. I never want it to end.
by Baby Clown April 15, 2025
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