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MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"
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by pp slapper May 9, 2023
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.
Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“
by Al Daquan April 14, 2019
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speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.
Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!
by DickRick990 March 28, 2025
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dick

A male private part that they pee and fuck people with.
I had a good time when he decided to fuck me with his hard dick
by Moan as I fuck ur mom January 21, 2022
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Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.
Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
by Candyokid September 2, 2019
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Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
by C$milf December 1, 2025
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