Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Grab dick day

4/22 grab that dick day go grab your bays dick

I'ma grab your dick because its National Grab Dick day

by Sarah haddon April 22, 2019

quickie dick

When a guy ejaculates too quickly during sex or other sexual activity.

"Girl I heard you were with Javon last night. How was it?"
"Girl he got a quickie dick. Don't play."

by Brownblood March 17, 2023

Dick Lipper

It’s a girl who is slutty. Dudes will gladly pass her around to their friends and if you have a girlfriend then she will go out of her way to suck his cock.

They should have Clair’s name right by the definition Dick lipper

by Bee and Fox April 20, 2023

bent dick energy

Often confused with big dick energy. Bent dick energy is when one possesses under confidence in ones self, when in actuality they are a bomb ass person. They are often severly underrated, if not observed closely one might appear shy of boring, but once you get to know them, you realize their true potential as a dear friend or perhaps legendary lover.

" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"

by Smolpapi May 5, 2020

Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

rehearsal dick

The old dick you have to get, before you get all the new dick, because it's been a while since you had dick, so you have to reacquaint yourself with the ways of dick.

"We're definitely gonna have sex soon...I'm nervous though, I haven't had sex in aaaaaaages"

"You need to get yourself some rehearsal dick first, reacquaint yourself. Get the old little black book out."

by That_Bev December 8, 2017