Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Bang Dick

A verb used to describe the potential of a mates mating prowess. Gender neutral.

Hey Pat, looks like your partner has got the body to really bang dick!

by Chooba Monster December 13, 2019

Dick

A dick (or wonky) is a thing that comes in many shapes and sizes it a male body part and girls and do guys like them and they get u pregnant

Wow he has a big dick
Omg she has a wonky

by The queen is me July 11, 2018

Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls

Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet

by Brewer0926 August 15, 2021

Dick boy

A person with a tiny dick but guys will think you're calling there dick big

Girl: damn you're a dick boy

Boy:thanks!

by 69420funny October 30, 2020

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.

by Candyokid September 2, 2019

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022