Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.
My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.
by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021
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dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.
dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"
by dudes you can trust July 26, 2008
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Dick-twiddle

A dick-twiddle is when a penis-wielding person is approached by any gender and has his dick twiddled with 2-3 fingers. It is a teasing motion where the penis is gently slapped sideways back and forth a few times, resulting in small amounts of arousal in the victim.
Victim: Ah! A beautiful day!
Rapist: Eheh.. mhmm
(Rapist dick-twiddles 12-year-old boy)
(Victim gasps)
(Victim has never experienced anything so exciting)
(Victim ejaculates for the first time)
(Dies)
(Rapist fucks dead body)
by mjs2003 April 08, 2018
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I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"
Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022
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Dick McChicken

It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<
Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken
by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018
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Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.
Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick
by Hahahah fuck u February 16, 2021
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kick dick day

on the 5th of October all girls have permission to go round and kick all boys dicks. have fun :)
it is going to be kick dick day on Monday cant wait
by eboy214 October 02, 2020
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