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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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Bad Day

today is the bad day, because flash player is gona die tomorow.
guy 1: hey how was your day?

guy 2: it was Bad Day because flash is dead.
by 0outsiders0 December 30, 2020
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National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022
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National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024
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The Assumption day

The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.
by Gaberman August 9, 2022
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Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..
by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018
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Josh Day

An official holiday in the U.S. state of Nebraska, specifically the capital, Lincoln, celebrating the Josh Fight that happened on April 24, 2021.
Little Josh: Guess What Day it is!?
Nathan: Huh?
Little Josh: It's my day! Josh Day! Nothing really happened, because I just got to keep my name.
by Little Josh from Nebraska April 28, 2021
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