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shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
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Dick

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 7, 2020
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Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.
"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."
by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018
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Demon Dick Gremlin

Dawson fucked me so good, he's my Demon Dick Gremlin
by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024
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dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see
People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl
by starr48 March 18, 2016
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