by truth🤷🏾♂️ December 21, 2022
Get the Dick eatermug. One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.
by 1234125 June 5, 2018
Get the dirt moving dickmug. You look a lot like Tom hanks if he had a few small differences for the example say I dunno a circle dick? I guess that makes you a SpongeBob circle dick.
by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024
Get the SpongeBob Circle Dickmug. After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
Get the dick spaghettimug. A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR
"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.
by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024
Get the Dick-Sucking Haircutmug. A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
by Minker1 December 1, 2017
Get the Carrot Dickmug. Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.
by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.