Hard Dick

when your horny as hell
I currently have a "hard dick"
by 69420 cocks in my room March 21, 2022
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retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex
Girl I got me retro dicked last night.
by Rincloud January 26, 2018
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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 February 23, 2016
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Dick Fed

Eating food off of a penis. Giving a blowjob with food items on penis.
Bobby dick fed me ice cream last night!

I was dick fed chocolate sauce when I blew Bobby last night...
by HungryGirl February 14, 2019
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Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick
Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!
by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020
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Moby The Dick

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.
Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick
by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022
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Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.
Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!
by SickDgirl March 19, 2021
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