Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021

FUCK

The word you say when your computer runs out of battery.

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS COMPUTER HAVE TO RUN OUT OF BATTERY WHEN I NEED IT?

by Mapleee August 1, 2023

Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!

"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!

by jamalison January 9, 2022

Fuck

To have sex so hard she moans daddy chill

Jeffica:fuck me
Jeff:with pleasure

Jeffica moaning:DADDY CHILL!

by Deeznuts2000 May 24, 2022

Shit-Fucking

When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back

Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking

Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*

by BallsInAllOurJawses69 January 8, 2022

Fuck

Fuck is the only fucking word that can be put fucking everwhere without hindering your fucking ability to comprehend the fucking sentence. Can be used to express annoyance, anger, or unpleasant surprise. Can also mean to have sex with.

"Oh fuck, I broke the vase!" - Expressing unpleasant surprise
"Lets fuck." - Asking for sex
"Fuck you!" - Expressing Annoyance or anger towards a specific thing.

by ✨Wolfie✨ November 23, 2021

Glorified Cunt Fuck

Can be a person or thing that is fucking up what you have going. Someone or something that won’t cooperate.

Troy yelled out “you Glorified Cunt Fuck” as he busted his knuckles when the wrench slipped off the bolt.

by Strikermafia December 4, 2024