dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
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Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
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Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.
My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021
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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
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munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch
Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream
by The fun bunch February 27, 2018
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Tommaxes dick is huuuge

He is wild in the bed
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I like Tommaxes dick is huuuge so much
by nan nan321 January 08, 2019
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spat a dick

when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.
"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!
by flame-o and the drip July 09, 2017
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