When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning Dickmug. boy with no dick, no brain, no heart, cheater, fucker with his imaginary dick, basically an extreme fuckboy
by SipWineAss November 14, 2019
Get the non-living dickmug. 
A name-calling word typically referring to a male who is detested by someone else. Not to be confused by the pronoun Dick; a genuine name which a hospital will register on a Certificate of Birth.
by HunkyBeat March 1, 2022
Get the dickmug. Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
Get the Dick pattingmug. Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.
by Johnisdead November 28, 2017
Get the punch me in the dick holemug. by Koonman69 August 14, 2022
Get the Dick Blanket/Dicky Domug.