dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020

Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

tremor dick

uncircumcised penis. looks like the big worm on tremors

that dude doesnt need lube to beat off, hes a tremor dick

by anonymous October 25, 2017

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female

“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”

by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022

MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"

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by pp slapper May 9, 2023

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021