Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

by coolincatt April 20, 2024

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Nerf dick

John: fuck you
Bob: lick my balls
John: no your mom is already licking my balls

Bob: yeah she not sucking you dick because you have a nerf dick

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Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

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A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.

That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.

by Pants Pisser October 18, 2022

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A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 01, 2021

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A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

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A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.

Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick

by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022

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