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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs
Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks
by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
mugGet the Slaps Dickmug.

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing
by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019
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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
mugGet the dick wallmug.

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.
I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.
by dave&frank September 28, 2017
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