Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....

I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.

by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

dick

the scar on camdens face. he has a small one so the scar makes up for it

camden has a small dick.

by 147852bjamdtc April 21, 2018

Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

Dick Hole

A balding older man with a prickly sour looking face, usually taking out his sad existence on those around him.

David is a fucking dick hole

by Manigmoot December 14, 2024

Dick Chiggle

Crusty formation of dirt and sweat on the between the penis and ballsack

"You haven't showered in a few days, you probably have some dick chiggle"

by JoyBoy99 February 21, 2022

Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017