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Whore Monster

A once normal whore, or prostitute, who has been converted into some sort of monster either via a zombie attack, vampire embracing, or some other sort of incident that would result in the changing of a human being into the aforementioned monster.
Friend 1: "Holy shit, dude! Run! There are whore monsters everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Whore monsters? You mean like the things on that zombie strippers movie?"

Friend 1: "Exactly! Now run!!!!!"

Friend 2: "Do they still give fantastic lap dances?"

Friend 1: "Dammit, dude! They're going to kill us and eat our brains or something! Think with your other head and run!!!!!
by Erroneous2u June 7, 2011
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Gravity Whore

1. A fatso or a fatty. 2. A person using more than their fair share of gravity. 3. An obese person. 4. A fat chick.
Those people on 'The Biggest Loser' are gravity whores.
by t-wizard November 5, 2010
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Gargantua-Whore

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007
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smack whore

a person who has sex in exchange for heroin
My smack whore ODed, how am I gonna get laid now?
by Xaxier January 19, 2008
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mirror whore

Someone who spends more time looking at himself or herself in the mirrors at the gym than working out.
That mirror whore has been staring at himself for 10 minutes while I've been waiting for the bench he is supposedly using.
by shenanigans6 August 12, 2008
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Acheivement Whore

An acheivment whore is a video gaming term that describes xbox 360 gamers that only play for gamerscore awarding objectives known as acheivments.

An acheivement whore is an
Insensitive videogamer who will stay up all night just trying to beat a video game without firing a single round, or getting 100,000 kills in one life just to get some gamerscore.
MEDiCSiN: dude I just got an acheivement worth 30 gamerscore!

Me: you're such an acheivement whore
by Stoops05 January 8, 2009
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whore-a-sourus

A girl or guy who has been a slut for a long time. They tend to be bad company and like to steal your socks and hang them in trees.
You're a Whore-a-sourus Carla.
by AwesomeDaveRules March 13, 2009
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