Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".

Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!

by Emziebae757 June 19, 2011

Roll the whale

While having Sex with a Morbidly Obese Woman, you roll her over to give it a try on the other side.

"I was trying to pump a fat chick last night, however her belly fat was a problem, so I decided to, "Roll the Whale"".

fat Chicks, Doggy Style, Other Side, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch

by Sturtz March 9, 2014

Crack the whale

To bang, do the nasty, horizontal tango,

OMG did you guys just crack the whale???

You guys were so loud cracking the whale

by Whalecracker October 17, 2015

harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 September 17, 2016

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018