When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.
“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.
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- even worse downfall; usually over the age of 24 and still do this
- even worse downfall; usually over the age of 24 and still do this
Jesus Rebecca he was such a vagina hurter. I felt like I was at the gyno office. All force and pressure. No movement. constructive Criticism got us no where either
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