Tree Frogs

Little slimy creatures who hang out inbetween your sliding glass doors, and wait to either be squished to death or jump and urinate all over your head. If you don’t like frogs then don’t move to Florida because catching them will become a daily thing.

Tree Frogs.

by Jaynedine August 1, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Tree-tard

A degrading or endearing term for lumberjacks and foresters, usually directed towards students who know way too much about dendrology

"Hey, look at all the tree-tards walking to lumberjack class"

by TimberJack26 September 11, 2023

Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018

tree elf

A small critter that lives in a tree. Tends to be a happy fellow but if you get on his bad side he will punch you square in the mouth.

"You're such a tree elf"

"Do you wanna hear a story about some tree elves"

by BourbonCream December 16, 2013

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 13, 2021