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Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.
Sure do miss having my wood stove.
by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025
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Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018
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strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014
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Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.
I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.
by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022
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Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld
Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!
by Hulk Hoagie September 1, 2022
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The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
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