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chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure
man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''
by blackrain3 March 25, 2010
mugGet the chipping the woodmug.

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else
Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood
by Marystales January 30, 2021
mugGet the Leftover woodmug.

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.
hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.
by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024
mugGet the you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.mug.

Tiger Woods

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka and Lemonade. Otherwise known as a dirty Arnold Palmer.
To Bartender: May I please have a dirty Arnold Palmer?
To Customer: One Tiger Woods coming up.
by Sticky-icky August 30, 2010
mugGet the Tiger Woodsmug.

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
mugGet the Bleed woodmug.

Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.
Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?
by Woody People November 24, 2021
mugGet the Wood Affairmug.
The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
mugGet the A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of woodmug.

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