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Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.
Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!
by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025
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Kyle's wife

The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.
Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025
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Kyle

This guy is loud and obnoxious, who complains about the fact that, you're allowed to exist. The same person that will call the cops, if he sees you J-walk. A complete and utter stupid complaining jerk, no one can stand. Kyle (Ki-el); The male version of a Karen.
James, stop being such a KYLE dude!!!
by North_Idaho_girl July 21, 2025
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Kyle Style

The act of carrying out any task, gesture, or decision while consciously channeling “the guys”—a state of mind rooted in camaraderie, collective energy, and the unspoken ethos of the group. To do something Kyle Style means not just performing the action, but doing it with the awareness, humor, and spirit that comes from thinking about “the guys.”
The professor delivered her lecture Kyle Style, grounding abstract concepts in a shared ethos recognizable to the guys.

I ended up taking home some fine shit last night, she let me hit kyle style
by shootingstar46 August 30, 2025
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Kyling / Kyle-ing

verb
1a) To oppose someone’s ideas and heavily “criticise” them.
1b) To be an overall “victim” when presented with logical facts and reasoning

2a) hypocrite
Dude, stop Kyling / Kyle-ing my drawing.”
by vononono November 5, 2025
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy. A guy's guy. A girl's gay. The kind of guy who steals a single pepperoni from a coworkers pizza. His best friend is a dog. He's got other friends too, or so he believes. His imagination is as wild and free as his curly ginger mane. If only he could see himself, a red haired lovely freak. He'd know that he is both special and unique.
by ImaginaryFriendo November 16, 2025
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Kyle

Kyle is Seth’s boyfriend
by Sjj14 November 24, 2025
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