National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023

View Farming Short

Youtube Short form content designed to either lure a viewer into the comments while the video is not paused or has an image to read while the video is unpaused for massive viewer intake.

"This video is very short and has a funny meme on the screen, This must be a View Farming Short!"

by ANCARTFACT May 21, 2023

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023