Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
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Holocaust shower

The act of waiting for you victim to start taking a hot shower and sneaking in and pooping letting the steam disperse the smell and locking them in
My wife was being mean and not letting go golfing so gave her a Holocaust shower later that night
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Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus
Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

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Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth
Babe I thinks it’s time
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me
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Shower Vid

When you send a video of you in a shower masturbating to another person.
Yo she was feeling a little freaky today so she sent a shower vid before going to work.
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New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
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