by Mmballs October 05, 2021
Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020
The act of flicking your toung in and out of someones butthole, after you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken together, on horseback.
Me and my sister-cousin did a Kentucky tounge punch the other day and my butts still clean as a whistle.
by Psychedelic frog July 06, 2021
When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 01, 2022
On the 2nd of November, everyone named Phoebe may be punched, kicked or slapped with HUGE amounts of force NO EXCUSES.
hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3
hehhehehhehehehehehehehe enjoy ur day bee <3
by merciivy October 22, 2020
Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 20, 2012
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
by DickPuncher'96 September 18, 2011