pizza

A gift from the heavens. A truly excellent meal that goes well with toopings. Served with sauce, cheese, and sometimes pepperonis. Many people like to eat this meal when there's nothing else to eat or they're just lazy to make a sandwich. Praise the Lord for bestowing this gift upon us!

<Guy1> Man, I'm hungry.
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!

by CookieDude582 June 25, 2016

Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.

Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"

by EnthusiasticElder June 19, 2016

pizza puffing

Pizza puffs are a Chicago delicacy. A tortilla like pizza dough is smothered with Mozzarella Cheese and pizza sauce laced with crumbled Italian sausage. It is then wrapped into a rectangular shape and deep fried.

"I was going to pick up a puff and a beef sandwich, once around the pool, when I realized that I'd be in full recline. I bought another puff instead and went full-on pizza puffing during the game.

by Silver Rush May 23, 2016

Pizza Royale

A wild free-for-all to eat all the leftover pizza in the fridge before anyone else can

I was stuffed after eating those five slices of leftover pizza, but it was worth it to win the Pizza Royale.

by sweet_rolls May 26, 2016

Pizza Face

When someone has acne or bumps on his/her face. Usually not a very attractive person.

"That boy has really bad pizza face"
"Are you starting to get pizza face?"

by umzizzle April 22, 2016

das pizza

Usually a retarded chatting group on your phone full of memes.

"welcom to das pizza"
"lol hey "
"u gays liek dunk memez"

by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer May 9, 2016

Burned Pizza

Insulting slur to Italians from the Abruzzo region especially Italian-Americans as it's up there with guinea equal to the n-word to African Americans. The two words that would see frocio thrown at you. or the horns tossed at you because the wife fucks you behind your back.

Author Adam Sneffet called a rival author a burned pizza when he spoke out; this author responded like an African-American when a White Privilege used the n-bomb in other words, don't do it.

by illinoishorrorman September 22, 2016