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Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
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fat wank

the urge to release thy juice from the beast
john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank
by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021
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Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!
by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019
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wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.
Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats
by All American Dream Boy January 12, 2016
mugGet the wank ratmug.

Salsa wank

To masterbate while doing the salsa.
Hey bro, I caught my dad doing a salsa wank last night. It’s put me right off strictly come dancing!
by Scat man dave February 17, 2018
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A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.
Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"
by foshoure May 31, 2020
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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