wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

Wet Weapon

When after consuming Jager Bombs you can transform into the ultimate weapon in love, sexual prowess or a comedy genius. You can also (at the same time) become a demi-god, a destroyer of worlds, the ultimate warrior and a better lover than Cupid

Alt. After too much Jager your Penis becomes like a wet gun -useless "Overcooked wet weapon"

"Look at Arik over there, just did five jagers - He has become a wet Weapon. No doubt someones gona get it."

by Arik of Arnold January 12, 2012

wet and gushy

Just a censored version of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallions “WAP” Instead “Wet A** P****”
It’s “Wet and Gushy”

“Yeah you dealing with some wet and gushy”

by Powerrangers123 February 19, 2023

Wet Billy

When you lick your finger and stick it in your friends beer.

Tom gave Eric a wet billy last night at the bar.
Or
If you give me a wet billy on this ten dollar beer you're gonna get your ass kicked!

by Blackhole Sum October 25, 2018

Wet Willy

When you oil a girls breasts and then titty fuck her.

John: “Dude, Tiffany has great boobs.”

Chase: “Yeah, I’d love to give her a wet Willy.”

by Dr.R1ck__Mar$ha11 November 11, 2018

wet peter

"the act of ejaculating in the ear like a wet Willy "

Dude I totally gave Genevieve a wet Peter last night .

by Wet Peter founder August 14, 2017

Wet Woody

The act of sticking a freshly sucked dick into someone's ear and then yelling WET WOODY as loud as you can.

Andy: Hey......what are you doing?
Josh: WET WOODY!

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018