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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Mike

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
Mike is the best man you’ll ever meet.
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
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Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums
Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.
by Sophadley July 26, 2010
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Mike

Mike - short for gambling addict

The type of person to win the grand jackpot on a pokies machine and then lose it all on a $1.36 Greyhound.
He's such a Mike.

Ive never met a true Mike like him before. We need to get him help
by Pissplay November 22, 2022
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Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom
Damn that kids is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons
Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!
by RealioBealio August 22, 2024
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