Mads

Mads is a male name.

Males named Mads, are cool, clever but often based

Person: "Mads, why are you so based?"

Mads: "What do you mean!? *proceeds to slap persons neck*"

by Built different guy April 5, 2022

Mad

a fucker, will say ur mums all the time, an incest guy, has muscle fetish and extremely depression. Always go to toilet to masturbate while thinking about his life choices, sad boi

A: You're dating Mad ? Hell nah, he's a mess
B: Noted.

by unrivaled procrastination October 11, 2022

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

Beard Madness

A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.

“Day-two Beard Madness has me wanting to claw my face off.”

by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Mads

Mads is a Big fat loser who has no soul and gay

Eww Mads

by Duck sucker 6969 June 2, 2020