Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

by MothafuckinLonk December 06, 2017

Nut Rot

When you fuck a thot that has previously been inseminated by another man

Friend: Hey bruh last night I fucked some bitch from the cutz and her pussy be smellin extra stanky
Me: My nigga that’s nut rot

After my niggas ran a train on this thot her pussy smelled like nut rot

by Lil Turkitdurrr November 19, 2018

Charlesworth Nuts

The act of inserting your testicles inside of a vagina

Brook: "So, anything happen after you left the club with that girl last night?"
Michael: "Not much, just gave her the Charlesworth Nuts"

by MyNameJeth September 13, 2019

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 11, 2019

Nut Clap

Noun

1. A painfully ignorant person

"This Nut Clap walked up to Chevy HD2500 and said they didn't know they made trucks in High Definition."

by Exodus VI November 19, 2015

Brown Nut

1. The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.

2. Any man who attempts the above action.

1. I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.

2. Dave is a complete brown nut.

by briantroy March 11, 2011

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019