Straight faggot

Someone who Is heterosexual yet acts like a homosexual

Hayden stop saying gay shit you're a straight faggot

by Dr.tevoooool March 8, 2020

pan bear faggot

used to describe someone who is a pan (see definition for pan) and is awkward and chunky like a bear, and all at the same time is acting like a major homosexual.

wow man, you are moving and acting like a pan bear faggot.

really murphy? you come up into this party and start acting like a pan bear faggot? not cool.

by m - SMOOVE February 27, 2011

Gay Faggot

Gay means happy and Faggot means a bundle of sticks.

"Oh those guys is such gay faggots." Male said scowling at the
happy homosexual couple.
"Wow, didn't know I was a happy bundle of sticks." One of the homosexuals replied sarcastically.

by Darkangle March 24, 2007

Apple Faggot

Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.

"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."

by Spav Nickelbottom August 19, 2013

butt faggot

Another slang for someone whom uses /b/- b tard.

It's time to gather all the butt faggots for an ebaums raid.

by Iggy Daniels October 19, 2010

hot key faggot

An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hot key for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hot key abilities in others faces. Hot key Faggots think of people who dont use hot keys as primitive and savage, and seldom use their mouse. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hot key faggot's ability to do something in half the time using only their keyboard. This also applies to people who know every hot key for warcraft 3 and the custom map Dota.

Example 1
Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control "ctrl A?" Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hot key faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the waffle goths get there.

Example 2
Thomas: Hurry up and join my Dota game the slots are filling up fast
Cody: Sorry, let me quit this game first.
Thomas: Just alt qq newb!
Cody: I would, but im not a hot key Faggot.

by Patty T January 7, 2008

Schrodinger's Faggot

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger

"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel

by knikknax July 16, 2018