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dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart
Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
——————
Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”
by Penjamin June 13, 2024
mugGet the dutch hoemug.

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.
by big shark September 6, 2010
mugGet the dutch fudge rollmug.

dutch german

Livingston inhabitant with a German appearance, but Dutch tongue. Dutch Germans tend to have long beards which hide subtle emotional leakage.
Oh my word! That Dutch German next door was looking at Crake!
by Will Dillan May 27, 2017
mugGet the dutch germanmug.

Dutch

A language spoken in the Netherlands, resembles german and a language spoken in south America.
Hello, I’m from the Netherlands and I speak Dutch, English, French, German and a bit Chinese.
by RenABFF June 27, 2019
mugGet the Dutchmug.

orange dutch

After munching on a bag of Doritos, I turned on the computer and made some orange Dutch
by Mustard999 November 23, 2017
mugGet the orange dutchmug.

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.
i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch
by ill Blacky October 10, 2020
mugGet the double dutchmug.
A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
mugGet the Don't worry guys, Dutch has a planmug.

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