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douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
by Red Forman January 11, 2009
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Challenger Douche

Guy who undeservedly drives a brand new challenger around. Commonly hits the rev limiter every time the car stops (some wish he will blow the motor to shit). The driver talks in a nasally voice, with his catchphrase being "Hey You Guys." He also walks with his back tilted at about a 5 degree angle. His ultimate goal is to put a ricer engine in a classic camaro. Absolutely no one has any idea why he would do this.
Rotard: My shit is the best!
Challenger Douche: No way man, listen to me. *Arandadadadah* *Arandadadadah* BOOM!
Jay Leno + 90's ford enthusiast: Was that your engine?
by Why you call yourself a nigga November 11, 2011
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douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
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Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!
Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."
by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009
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Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
by cuul boy April 27, 2010
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hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
by get hooker December 9, 2009
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DOUCHE MOVE!!

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...
*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!
by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009
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