oh dip not my chip

A phrase used when one is stating that he or she is not feeling a situation or worried about something.

1) Person 1: "This party is going to be awesome...but that skank is going to be here."

Person 2: "Oh dip not my chip! Are you serious!?"

2) Person 1: "Oh snap! I think I see a cop over there!"

Person 2: "Oh dip not my chip!, we gotta leave and now!"

by Scheezy and Peezy July 25, 2009

Too much dip on your chip

Too much dip on your chip means you’re being to much or going to far with what you’re saying

Sasha: I’m going to throw hands with Becky tmr
TJ: Whooooa you got too much dip on your chip

by Honeymilk.teaxcx May 02, 2019

three packets short of a fun dip

Expression used to insult someone's intelligence or personality.

Fun Dip is a candy found in US/Canada. It is unique in the fact that it requires two separate candies to be combined in order to properly enjoy it's intended mode of consumption. First, a tasteless sugar stick must be licked, then it must be dipped into one of three included packets of flavored sugar powder. If you remove the three packets, you are left with the tasteless sugar sticks, making the product incomplete, worthless, and bland. Therefore, describing someone as 'three packets short of a Fun Dip' means they are (a) missing general intelligence or (b) lacking flavor (in the personal sense).

I would never vote for (POLITICIAN)! That (GENDER IDENTITY) is three packets short of a Fun Dip!

by J-Tro May 13, 2016

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

Having the urge to either put testicles or small rubber balls into something

"WHOSE GOT SOMTHING FOR ME"
"I DO"
"WHAT IS IT"
"BABA GANOUSH"
"I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

by snare23 July 15, 2009

wubba lubba dip shit

something you would say if you were exited or happy.

mom-today we are going to the theme park to celebrate our third year of not being with dad!

you-WUBBA LUBBA DIP SHIT!!

by rickandmortymortymortyclone December 30, 2017

Mac and Cheese Fun dip

When one inserts penis in jar of cheese wiz, then inserts the jar into vagina. Once in place pulls cheese wiz covered dick out and inserts in to asshole!

I spent the hole night doing the Mac and Cheese Fun dip.

by TheoneandonlyDFW2T December 06, 2022

vanilla cone dipped in chocolate

When a skinny white boy gives his girl anal and her poop gets on his dick. The slang name comes from when you get a vanilla cone from Dairy Queen and get it dipped in chocolate. It is customary for the girl to lick the guys dick clean following their anal session

Jordan: Yo I just had a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate last night with my fiancé

Jesse: you mean where you did her up the booty?
Jordan: yes it was awesome
Jeff: did she do the customary licking your dick clean afterwards?

by jc92 April 12, 2017